1. If you suck me off. You will be promoted.
2. If you fuck another male. You will be promoted (SS)
3. If you're flexible enough to self suck. You will he promoted. (Skype video)
4. If you're gay and you know it. Clap your hands.
5. If your cock is stiff, you're doing it right.
6. If semen is an issue just swallow.
7. Bad cocks aren't bad cocks.
8. BE GAY AND ONLY GAY
9. Harass people and tell them they have a shit mog.
10. Don't fuck with new niggas.